Really, really tired. I am going to bathe like a motherfucker. And poo. Where are the pictures? Where are they? My blog is boring. Sad face.
Monday and Tuesday are my days off and I will broke. Which sucks because I want to hang out with Miss QueenPinkDiamond. And Dexter. Oh, man. What is a vegan girl to do?
Saturday, February 23, 2013
Sunday, February 17, 2013
More Awake Than I've Been
Gonna read that blog I like. And I forgot the name so that might cause problems. I will get back to that.
Where are the pictures?
I lost 7 lbs. Counting calories. Hells yeah. I'm 5'3" so this is a healthy BMI. Don't worry. Now it does kinda suck eating less, but that's what made me get heavier in the first place. I still eat whatever I want just smaller portions. Anyway, that makes sense.
Exercise includes putting on my waist trimmer and 10 lb. leg weights and waddling down to Starbucks or TJ Maxx since it's all the way on 4th street. Well, I'm going to have to add more later. I also quit coffee for a week and a half.
Where are the pictures?
I lost 7 lbs. Counting calories. Hells yeah. I'm 5'3" so this is a healthy BMI. Don't worry. Now it does kinda suck eating less, but that's what made me get heavier in the first place. I still eat whatever I want just smaller portions. Anyway, that makes sense.
Exercise includes putting on my waist trimmer and 10 lb. leg weights and waddling down to Starbucks or TJ Maxx since it's all the way on 4th street. Well, I'm going to have to add more later. I also quit coffee for a week and a half.
Friday, February 8, 2013
Who Feels Like Scheisse?
I do. I have acquired the stomach flu. And I don't remember this flu as a child. I do remember sprite and chicken noodle soup. Two things I would not think of ingesting at this moment or maybe ever.
I am also at King Spa. Rice in german is rice. Danny is working and sauna-ing.
It is extremely hard to think right now.
I might spew. Not really. I want to hop on a train to Chicago even though I would be in pain. So the plan is to get better today and hit the town tomorrow. He's about to go into the Fire Sudatorium. Wait. I forgot I saw a typo on something. I will be right back.
Did not know that "pantie" was spelled that way. I thought it was with a "y".
The Fire Sudatorium supposedly helps cure cancer and repairs reproductive organs. As soon as Bakersfield comes out to watch our shit I'm going in to get FERTILE people.
I am going to be published hopefully in Abservd magazine. It's local in Cincinnati. I'm not published yet in there so I better not get too excited. I'm going to submit a story to The New Yorker next.
I need to be editing that story right now.
On to another problem: I need to go back to school in the fall and hurry up and graduate. I want to do Physics, but maybe I need to get real with myself. The only other thing I would go to school for is writing or art. So I guess I would do writing, but I don't know if I have to shell out more money to become a writer. I can just write. One of the reasons I stuck with it as a kid was because all you need is a writing utensil (maybe eyeliner or lipstick in a pinch) and something to write on, be it a napkin or cardboard box.
Seriously, I can't do anything right now. With this flu. I asked off work for four days and wind up getting the flu. Nice.
And now my brain hurts. Somebody is getting stabbed (by me). Rush Hour 3 is playing in the theater.
Now I am fertile. Yes. Am pouring water down my throat hole. Blueberry just got a juice that has yogurt in it. Gross.
I am also at King Spa. Rice in german is rice. Danny is working and sauna-ing.
It is extremely hard to think right now.
I might spew. Not really. I want to hop on a train to Chicago even though I would be in pain. So the plan is to get better today and hit the town tomorrow. He's about to go into the Fire Sudatorium. Wait. I forgot I saw a typo on something. I will be right back.
Did not know that "pantie" was spelled that way. I thought it was with a "y".
The Fire Sudatorium supposedly helps cure cancer and repairs reproductive organs. As soon as Bakersfield comes out to watch our shit I'm going in to get FERTILE people.
I am going to be published hopefully in Abservd magazine. It's local in Cincinnati. I'm not published yet in there so I better not get too excited. I'm going to submit a story to The New Yorker next.
I need to be editing that story right now.
On to another problem: I need to go back to school in the fall and hurry up and graduate. I want to do Physics, but maybe I need to get real with myself. The only other thing I would go to school for is writing or art. So I guess I would do writing, but I don't know if I have to shell out more money to become a writer. I can just write. One of the reasons I stuck with it as a kid was because all you need is a writing utensil (maybe eyeliner or lipstick in a pinch) and something to write on, be it a napkin or cardboard box.
Seriously, I can't do anything right now. With this flu. I asked off work for four days and wind up getting the flu. Nice.
And now my brain hurts. Somebody is getting stabbed (by me). Rush Hour 3 is playing in the theater.
Now I am fertile. Yes. Am pouring water down my throat hole. Blueberry just got a juice that has yogurt in it. Gross.
Monday, February 4, 2013
Binge-Viewing
Day One without TV. I worked til 4:30 so the first half of the day is no problem. I will curb web surfing to 15 minutes. I am going with Bakersfield to Fedex if we can make it there in the snow. Chicago trip is Thursday. Yay!
I am going to detox my butt off except for coffee. Because last time I had a huge headache. And I was grouchy. So my detoxing body will have to work around that shit.
I'm already thinking about ghosts.
I plan to work on my screenplay while I'm there. I really want to trim my cuticles right now.
Ghosts are not in my screenplay actually. I was going to juice but I think I will blend the shit out my final ingredients except the beets. The tomatoes I am insure of. Maybe if it were a v8. Hmm. Anyway...
I need to pick up the Ouija board from Danny's and put it in my room. For vibes.
I am going to detox my butt off except for coffee. Because last time I had a huge headache. And I was grouchy. So my detoxing body will have to work around that shit.
I'm already thinking about ghosts.
I plan to work on my screenplay while I'm there. I really want to trim my cuticles right now.
Ghosts are not in my screenplay actually. I was going to juice but I think I will blend the shit out my final ingredients except the beets. The tomatoes I am insure of. Maybe if it were a v8. Hmm. Anyway...
I need to pick up the Ouija board from Danny's and put it in my room. For vibes.
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