You are SO good (so far)

Tonight is Saturday. Mom/Maria is not here yet. My phone is off. I'm really horny and want to drink. I'm going to dress sexy and keep it in my pants. It's going to be hard. No pun intended. If Bakersfield talks in German I'm going to jump on him. Ok, Health stats: Haven't drank in a week. I may have a couple tonight. And I mean a couple. I'm trying to up wheatgrass shots and veggie juices. Bakersfield got a juicer. I drank two 16oz coffees today, everyday. No smoking except two cigs when I was drunk last week.
I got an old camera from 1973. Yashica, baby. I have to exercise more. Trying to drink more apple cider vinegar. Trying to spoon feed self some molasses because of high iron and potassium content.
I'm going to try to volunteer at SPCA. I'm thinking it will up happiness meter. E.L. is a 5 right now. That's pretty good. I'm into mulit-green kombucha again. Really glad I hooked up with Bakersfield. I need to get a multi-vitamin. (vegan of course) I gotta poop. bye.

Jody Time!!!!

I didn't quit coffee. I did jog today. Felt great. I think there is too much caffeine in my body. Still need to declutter life. I'm going to make a list of stuff to do. Like borrow Precious. And decorate house more Halloween style. Because there are sales of Halloween stuff at the store. Write book. I feel good. Mentally. I was a Dragon!!!
My mom is moving in with me. Whoa. Checking out places downtown for March. Gotta fix bike. Hopefully mom doesn't have any shiz. Bored of this now. Bye.